The Super Mario universe is filled with strange and unique characters. From an angry cinderblock to a little mushroom, and even a big-boobied ghost! But what happens when one of these characters is the only roommate you can find? Today, we’ll be imagining ten of the worst Super Mario characters that we would have to share a room with… and being thankful that that’s not reality.
1. Petey Piranha
Not your typical house plant, Petey is a mutant giant walking mouth with attitude. Not only will you likely be consumed whenever you step near the guy, if you’re foolish enough to wake him then you’ll find yourself constantly cleaning up the sticky paint like gloop he literally spews everywhere. To top that off, if he decides to bring any of his Piranha Plant minions around you can say bye to that lovely sofa you bought as it’ll likely be burnt to a crisp.
2. King Bob-omb
While at first, having literal royalty in your favour might seem like a smart move, I can assure you it would be quite explosive. From his pompous attitude, to the amount of moustache care products that would now fill the shared bathroom, he’s quite the recipe for heated arguments. Oh yeah, did we also mention he’s a giant bomb? Because that may be important if you want that security deposit back.
3. Cataquack
So you took a stroll down Peach Beach and decided, why not take a wild animal home as a pet, what’s the worst that could happen? Well, you’re in for a rude awakening. Ignoring the fact that trying to domesticate a wild animal is a recipe for disaster, this specific wild animal has a tendency to fling any passers-by directly into the air. While you may find this cute or endearing, your upstairs neighbours certainly won’t appreciate your rag-dolled body blasting through the floor. But I suppose you could always get the top floor and forcibly obtain some skylights if that’s your thing.
4. T-Rex
While reptiles usually make exotic, but exciting pets, this may not extend to a literal Tyrannosaurus Rex. The excitement of having a prehistoric creature to show off might be wondrous at first, but reality will soon sink in. Not only are they large, nearly 10 tonnes, they are incredibly destructive and you may not have a home to return too. The novelty of having a Tyrannosaurus Rex in your crib will probably gentrify the neighbourhood, too.
5. Chauncey
What’s worse than someone’s screaming baby in public? A vengeful spirit of a baby that can and will haunt and play with you like a discarded toy. While some may find him cute in appearance, this baby means business. Not only will he cry and keep you up at night, but you may also find yourself transported into a phantom realm in which you are shrunken down and hurled objects at for his amusement. Baby’s are the worst, better call Luigi to get a handle on this guy before you are forced to terminate your lease.
6. The Angry Sun
Ah the sun, bringer of life, heat and all the energy of our world. Without it we’d surely perish, but unfortunately, this particular sun may cause us to perish. Not only does bringing in the hottest object in the solar system into a confined space seem dangerous, but, this guy has anger issues to boot. He’ll chase you down throughout the apartment hurling fireballs in every direction, so soon you’ll be living in a literal inferno of rage, and one hell of a maintenance bill from the landlord. (assuming he has all the properties of the literal IRL Sun, he’s also radioactive – Ed)
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